Debriefing last night’s TV is the cornerstone of morning office chat everywhere, and in Whitenoise, we’re no different.
Throughout the week you’ll find folks across the studio trying to decode what’s going on in Severance, or reenacting Bob Mortimer’s ‘Slender People’ anthem from Last One Laughing - but nothing hits us closer to home than branding challenges on The Apprentice. The morning after the night before, you’re guaranteed to find teams across the studio congregating to gnash our teeth and despair over the logo concepts, terrible naming, chaotic process…the list goes on.
As we recover from this year's finale, we took some time to reflect on the cardinal branding sins committed by contestants, time and again, and question - what can we all learn from how branding is consistently portrayed on The Apprentice?
Branding isn’t a sprint. It’s not about who can shout the loudest, pick the wildest colour palette, or coin a punny name. It’s thoughtful, strategic, collaborative - and when done right, it’s magic. Whether for a B2B or B2C business, your brand has the ability to amplify the efforts you are making to grow the business as a whole, unlock new markets and connect with exisiting and new customers and clients.
Although the challenges on the Apprentice are to create brands that will never see the light of day in reality, yours will. Once your brand is live and "in the real world" you also need to back it. You (and your design team) worked hard to craft your new identity, equipped with research, collaboration, rationale and testing. After such an emotional and financial investment it is not unusual to experience the calm after a brand launch and feel underwhelmed. Ensure your brand launch and new identity feels meaningful by meeting with your design team to plan out how all your brand touchpoints will be updated and how you can amplify your brand's story with PR, social media and marketing over the subsequent weeks and months.
After all that - the truth is that we’ll miss watching The Apprentice, wincing through the logo reveals and debating name choices over our morning coffee. Our lasting impression remains that if you want to build a brand that works in the real world do yourself a favour and speak to Whitenoise.